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[yeahmagnets]

overflow from memes and scene starters go here.

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[therealstarlight]

Maybe borrow his clothes?

[yeahmagnets]

oh har har.

he's in, like, fifth grade.

[therealstarlight]

Yeah, sounds about right.

Sorry. I need to stop bullying you. To be honest, the night was a blur. I'm just messing around with you.

[is she wrong tho]

consider the top and bottom texts as sent in two separate messages

[yeahmagnets]

wow.

[ Jesse almost gets offended. He's skinny, he gets it. Not his fault he was blessed with the metabolism of a hummingbird. But then a smirk tugs at one side of his mouth and, okay, maybe a bit of a laugh (more of a scoff) leaves his lips as he keeps reading. ]

that is so not fair. you can't tell tone of voice over a text.

[therealstarlight]

To be fair, I probably wanted your number so I could evangelize how good Denny's nachos are at one in the morning on another occasion and I would have just called.

[yeahmagnets]

and i'd tell you i could probably show you a place with way better 1am nachos. none of that chain-restaurant shit.

[therealstarlight]

Is the food poisoning free or do I have to pay extra?

[yeahmagnets]

depends. are you lookin for salmonella or e. coli?

kidding. i'm not talking about some sketchy ass back-alley taco cart. it's a legit restaurant. my buddy's aunt works there.

[therealstarlight]

As if Denny's hasn't exposed me to both of those things at one point or another.

You have a buddy's aunt to hook you up with good food and you're still swimming in your clothes like that?

😋

[yeahmagnets]

that's probably because you order the nachos.

what is your obsession with my clothes? if you wanted to borrow a t-shirt you coulda just asked.

i only get the hook-up when she's working, and she's only part-time there so it's like a 50-50 chance she'll be there when i walk in.

[therealstarlight]

Hey. You came for me first.

[yeahmagnets]

you'll get over it someday

[therealstarlight]

Aaaaand you didn't even come close to getting my name right.

[yeahmagnets]

we each got one letter right. at least mine was the right number of letters.

[therealstarlight]

I have a feeling that was just luck.

[yeahmagnets]

the world may never know.

i can change it to denny's nachos annie. better?

[therealstarlight]

I love their nachos so. Yes. Better.

I can change yours to needs to go shopping Jesse.

[yeahmagnets]

at least my actual name's in there. i'll consider that an upgrade.

[therealstarlight]

Look, at least we both have our right names in eachother's phones now. That's progress. We just need to settle this whole nacho thing.

[yeahmagnets]

are you gonna let me take you for some proper nachos, then? so you can leave denny's and their processed cheese behind?

[therealstarlight]

Yeah. Bring it on. Show me the way.

[yeahmagnets]

am i picking you up somewhere or want me to just text you the restaurant address?

[therealstarlight]

Stranger danger says we should probably just meet at the place. We did meet in a Denny's, after all. Doesn't get much more sketchy than that.

[yeahmagnets]

yeah, good call. you might be a serial killer.

[insert made up restaurant address here]. there you go. let me know what time's good for you and i'll meet you there.

[therealstarlight]

How late is this place open?